Mitt's To Do List
Humor / Mass. Politics - Things Mitt Romney needs to do to complete his transformation from moderate to conservative Republican:
• Change his name Billy Joe Romney
• Claim to have proof of WMDs in Cambridge
• Debate teeth-whitening tips with Al Franken on Fox News
• Sponsor a NASCAR driving team
• Propose tax relief for anyone rich enough to own a congressman
• Use the term “cut and run” at least five times – while addressing preschoolers
• Deny a wedding license to SpongeBob SquarePants
• Replace all Mass Turnpike workers with chain gangs
• Support parental notification for women seeking to vote
• No more Karaoke duets with Cindy Sheehan
