President Bush’s Top 10 Excuses
Humor / Politics - 1. Like you’ve never invaded the wrong country.
2. The T-ball game went into extra innings.
3. I thought FEMA was a high-caffeine drink.
4. You try paying attention after working three straight hours.
5. That part of the Constitution wasn’t written on the index card I was given.
6. We would’ve gotten here sooner but Air Force I broke down.
7. No one told me what that button was for.
8. Fox News wouldn’t have reported it if it wasn’t true.
9. Barney ate my classified report.
10. Because Dick Cheney said I could.
