Web Rumors 01
Humor - Possibly true facts possibly found on the Internet:
• Mel Gibson has paid a team of scientists in Argentina to develop a method for reversing circumcisions.
• If the CBS Evening News does not improve its ratings by the first of the year, the network will replace Katie Couric with hand puppets.
• Forbes magazine’s list of richest people includes three men who are receiving food stamps.
• Forty percent of American school children cannot find a map in a glove compartment.
• Amazon.com plans to start selling graffiti.
• Scientists have discovered a 194-pound meteorite stuck between two of Dennis Hastert’s chins.
• Seven out of ten team mascots are receiving some form of counseling.
• Starting in 2012, they will make them like they used to.
• Quality Inn plans to convert half of its motels into for-profit prisons.
• To restore his good name, former Rep. Mark Foley plans to raise money for charity by walking across the country in his jockey shorts.
• Wal-Mart does not allow anyone under 21 in its condom fitting rooms.
• Only friends of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are allowed to call him Larry.
• The 2003 Farmers' Almanac predicted Paul and Heather McCartney’s marriage would be stormy.
• Over half of the animals on Animal Planet are actually unusually hairy human actors.
• If Rep. Katherine Harris (R-FL) loses her senate race she will challenge Starr Jones to a series of wrestling matches.
