Day 7 Season Outline

Episode 1: 7–8 am — Jack is sleeping in his bed at home.

Episode 2: 8–9 am — Jack wakes up and pees; he goes to the kitchen and makes coffee; while it's brewing he gets the paper; he reads the paper and smokes while he drinks his coffee.

Episode 3: 9–10 am — Jack pees again and has another cigarette; he takes a shower and gets dressed.

Episode 4: 10–11 am — Jack walks to the corner store to get more smokes; he hangs out and plays Keno for a while.

Episode 5: 11 am–12 pm — Jack goes back home and watches “Ellen” while smoking; his expression never changes.

Episode 6: 12–1 pm — Jack makes lunch and eats it while watching “Cops”; he yells at the screen every time the cops make a procedural error.

Episodes 7 & 8: 1–3 pm (2-part special) — Jack dozes off on the couch and misses the thousandth airing of “XXX” with Vin Diesel on Fox; when he wakes up he gets pissed and smokes a cigarette.

Episode 9: 3–4 pm — Jack’s daughter, Kim, calls; Jack sees her number on caller ID and lets the machine get it; he pees again and looks to see if there's anything good in the fridge for a snack; he spends 45 minutes eating Ritz crackers with peanut butter while watching “Oprah.”

Episode 10: 4–5 pm — Jack calls CTU computer-whiz Chloe O’Brien to see what she's doing after work; they make plans to meet; he watches “Judge Judy” and smokes 5 cigarettes.

Episode 11: 5–6 pm — Jack splashes cold water on his face and dramatically watches it dry in the mirror for 5 minutes; he changes clothes and leaves the house; he gets in his car and starts driving; he stops at the corner store and picks up a bag of Skittles.

Episode 12: 6–7 pm — Jack arrives at the bar; Chloe is already there doing kamikaze shots and making a sour face after each one; they exchange stilted small talk.

Episodes 13 & 14: 7–9 pm (2-part special) — Jack and Chloe get hammered and she starts doing imitations of former interim CTU director Lynn McGill; Jack does his imitation of former CTU agent Edgar writhing on the floor and foaming at the mouth after inhaling deadly Sintox nerve gas; Chloe isn't amused; they don't talk for 15 minutes; Jack smokes 10 cigarettes.

Episode 15: 9–10 pm — Karaoke begins and Chloe rushes to the stage and does a blowsy rendition of “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera; there’s not a dry eye in the house; she and Jack exchange sloppy hugs when she gets back to the table and he tells her she is, indeed, beautiful...on the inside; Chloe gives him a dirty look and pouts for a half hour.

Episode 16: 10–11 pm — Jack tries to rouse Chloe’s spirits by suggesting they sing a duet; she resists until he suggests “Hero” by Mariah Carey; Chloe nearly passes out going for a high note and falls off the stage; Jack picks her up and suggests they go home; Jack goes to the bathroom before they leave and calls Chloe’s home phone using an encrypted cell phone and leaves his impression of Edgar’s last breath on her machine; he chuckles all the way back to the table.

Episode 17: 11 pm–12 am — In the parking lot, Chloe tells Jack what a good time she had and gives him a meaningful look; he senses she's going to try to kiss him and fakes his own vomiting; Chloe scowls at him like a wounded chimp because the vomit looks suspiciously like a handful of Skittles; she stomps off without saying good night; after she drives off Jack feels guilty and remotely accesses her answering machine and erases his imitation of Edgar dying.

Episodes 18 & 19: 12–2 am (2-part special) — Jack swills a bottle of vodka and uses the CTU satellite to illegally download Russian porn; he smokes 12 cigarettes and passes out on the living room sofa with his pants around his ankles.

Episode 20–24: 2–7 am — Jack snores loudly on the sofa.