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Close But No Sadr

Ben.GIF
Humor / Politics - Renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has devoted all of his time to pushing United States military forces out of Iraq. We can only speculate how history would be different if he had focused just a little effort on more positive actions:

Larry King Live: Larry’s guest host this week, renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, talks about eating disorders with Cathy Rigby, Mary-Kate Olsen, Justine Bateman, and Meat Loaf.

Project Runway / Judges / Bios: Renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr brings his “my way or off with their hands” attitude to “Project Runway" after heading and beheading Iraq’s acclaimed House of Black Burqas.

Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day telethon: You won’t want to miss appearances by Ed McMahon, Don Rickles, along with Steve and Eydie and renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s tribute to Irving Berlin.

The Rolling Stones were joined onstage by guest soloists Eric Clapton, renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, and Peter Frampton.

Oprah’s book of favorite recipes includes renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s lamb cobbler.

A rescue team was summoned to the Playboy mansion after renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s robe became entangled in the hot tub filter.

Today at Macworld, Steve Jobs and renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr unveiled the iBomb.

Tony Bennett is working on another duets album with artists including Diana Krall, Loretta Lynn, Sanjaya Malakar, and renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway Inc. said it has acquired a 45.8 percent stake in renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s Brazilian waxing and tanning salons.

The Orlando Theater in the Round proudly presents for two weeks only: Man of La Mancha starring renegade cleric Muqtada al-Sadr!

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com