Rosie Prospects
Humor - Rosie O'Donnell's tenure on "The View" was shorter than expected. The big question now is: What’s next after “Estro-mania”? Her options are endless:
• Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell Arbitration and Mediation Center – “No dispute is too big to resolve.”
• The theatre event of the season! Rosie O'Donnell’s one-woman show: “My Name is Starr Jones”
• Today, Rosie O'Donnell christened her newest cruise ship, the S.S. Harvey Fierstein.
• In this month’s issue of Rosie II Magazine: 101 sure-fire sex tips guaranteed to turn on Rosie O'Donnell
• “I gained 30 pounds in only SIX WEEKS while on the O'Donnell Diet Plan. Thanks Rosie!”
• This week on ABC’s “20/20”: Barbara Walters talks to Rosie O'Donnell and the Dali Lama about their new organic jello shot franchise.
• Today, Rosie O'Donnell announced she would “not sleep until I rip Kelly Ripa a new one.”
• “American Idol” announced next season Rosie O'Donnell and Ruben Studdard will serve as judges in its new heavyweight division.
• Rosie O'Donnell and her wife Kelli Carpenter signed a contract to write a children’s book titled “Jenny Has a Mom and a Loud Abrasive Mom.”
• Rosie O'Donnell has signed to endorse “Alec Baldwin’s Frozen Microwavable Sperm.” Said O'Donnell: “I use it. My friends use it. This stuff puts David Crosby to shame!”
