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Humor / Politics - Farfour, the adorable mouse and Palestinian spokes-rodent met his untimely end after being beaten to death by an Israeli official/terrorist who was trying to buy Farfour’s land. The Mickey Mouse lookalike was the star of a Hamas-sponsored children's television program, “Tomorrow's Pioneers.”

Sara, the show’s the teen presenter told the audience of future therapy cases and suicide bombers, “Farfour was martyred while defending his land.” He was murdered “by the killers of children.” No doubt, Farfour is in a better place sharing a piece of cheese with one of his 72 virgins, which may or may not be a lot for a mouse.

Unfortunately, this is not the only cartoon character whose premature demise has come at the hands of Zionists:

Bambi’s mother died in a fire started by Jews who were burning the forest for the insurance money.

Bugs “Bunny” Siegel mercilessly beat Elmer Fudd’s cousin Muhammad Al-Fudd to a bloody pulp after Al-Fudd refused to open a Ramadan Club account at a Jewish-controlled bank.

Charlie Brownstein (did you actually think “Brown” was his real name?) tricked the Little Red-Haired Girl into going on a date. They ended up in a Motel 6 where she was brutally ravaged by Charlie and a Chasidic motorcycle gang.

Mossad agents kidnapped Dagwood Bumstead and blackmailed him into confessing he was Yasir Arafat’s boy toy.

The Daily Planet succumbed to the Jewish-controlled media when Editor-in-Chief Perry White was kidnapped and forcefully circumcised -- with NO food served after.

Li'l Abner was captured, whisked away to Chevy Chase, Maryland, and forced to spend the rest of his life at the top secret APAC telemarketing headquarters, soliciting contributions.

The Joker revealed his true identity: funnyman Shecky Rasheh who then bankrupted Batman’s alter ego Bruce Wayne by persuading him to invest in Rasheh’s HBO comedy special.

Garfield’s invitation to a PETA rally turned out to be a special Hadassah meeting for PMS-enraged woman allergic to cats.

Spiderman was forced to retire in humiliation after his tailor, Sol Stitchman purposely forgot to sew the inseam on his tights, thus giving Times Square pedestrians gazing up more than a peek at his package.

Athletic director Sheldon Utzing fired Coach Gil Thorp for allowing goyim to use the team shvitz.

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com