Never Can Say Goodbye
Humor - In the New York Post’s Page Six section on July ninth, Cindy Adams tells us she has “lost three friends recently.” She never had a chance to tell Beverly Sills “I love you” because Cindy had been in Cuba. She “lost the opportunity to say goodbye to that dynamo and great gal and good friend Claudia Cohen.” And while “changing planes after Havana in Miami, I finally saw a newspaper and realized author Lois Wyse, a special lady whom I knew especially well, passed on.”
Four thoughts come to mind:
a. Cindy Adams uses the term “friend” very loosely.
b. Cindy Adams is the worst friend in world.
c. Cindy Adams’s friends die at an unusually high rate.
d. Being Cindy Adam’s friend can be dangerous to your health.
