First Stepford Lady
Humor
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• Would the person who stole my wife’s batteries please return them?
• Cindy will next pretend she’s trapped in an invisible box.
• If you don’t believe she has her own opinions, pull the string in her back.
• She’s a great gal, particularly when I switch her to vibrate.
• We were introduced by a mutual friend, Madame Tussaud.
