Crouching Swimmer, Hidden Chlorine
Humor
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• Governor Spitzer, this position is going to cost you an extra $1000.
• Whoever holds her breath the longest will be my bride’s maid.
• I promise, this time no one will catch athlete’s head.
• The people at Cirque du Soleil said I was insane!
• Because Coach Caligula said so.


