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Crouching Swimmer, Hidden Chlorine

Ben.GIF
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• Governor Spitzer, this position is going to cost you an extra $1000.

• Whoever holds her breath the longest will be my bride’s maid.

• I promise, this time no one will catch athlete’s head.

• The people at Cirque du Soleil said I was insane!

• Because Coach Caligula said so.

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com