Eliot’s Mess
Humor
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• Who stole my Emperor's Club coffee cup?
• I’ll tell you what’s sexy: typing 120 words a minute while wearing only crotchless panties!
• A thousand dollars an hour and she makes me pay for the minibar.
• So a priest, a minister, and Client 8 walk into a bar.
• Big deal! Kerry’s wife paid him more than $10,000 just to vacuum in his bicycle shorts.
