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A Trip to the Pond

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Blue is a shepherd-Catahoula Leopard Dog mix who was rescued in Puerto Rico in July 2007 when she was two months old. She’s been living in Newton, MA, with her two dads since August 2007. These are some of her thoughts.

Why do they be calling this place Cat Rock anyway? I never seen a single cat here. Like a billion rocks, yeah, but not one cat. That’s just not right. They should just be calling it like Rocks Rock or Trees Rock or something so they don’t be fooling people.

Yeah, all right, I hear you Daddy Brian. Get off my back for a second, would ya? I’m sniffing over here. It’s not like I’ll be losing you with you tripping over stuff and making all that noise. All RIGHT!!!! I’m coming, I’m coming...

Hold on a second! That wasn’t here yesterday. What are you guys DOING? Get away from that! Yeah, I know it looks like a branch but branches don’t just be walking onto trails and laying down by themselves. There might be something hiding under it, like an alligator or something. Let me check it out first. Okay, it’s all right. You can pass now.

Oh my God could you guys walk any slower? Maybe you should try using all four feet instead of being all fancy walking on just two.

FINALLY!!!! The pond...and look who it is, that little punk ass puggle bitch Ridley and her cranky mommy. Oh, are you leaving? How sad. Was it something I said? Or maybe that I put your entire head in my mouth the last time I saw you? That’s right, just move along someplace else.

Hey, where did Daddy David go? Oh no. Hey, Daddy David, why you embarrassing me like that? Why I have to be the only one whose Daddy goes swimming? Couldn’t you just stand on the shore like all the other parents? Hey, what’s that in your hand? Oh my God, it’s my ball, it’s my ball, it’s my ball! Oh no you didn’t just throw it. And now you’re going after it? I don’t THINK so!

Mine, mine, mine...I’m going to beat you....almost got it....HA! I beat you! I beat you! I’m a faster swimmer than Daddy David! Yeah, that’s right, I AM a good girl. Hey, don’t be rubbing my ears in front of my friends...although if you want to do it later at home it MIGHT be okay. I’ll let you know.