Thinking Big
Humor - Do you think no one will ever love you because you’re packing a few extra pounds? Think again. This is Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico. He once weighed a half ton but is now a svelte 700 pounds.
He still can’t get out of bed, but just celebrated his 43rd birthday.
…with his girl friend.
And you think love handles are preventing you from finding the girl of your dreams? Forget about it! Join the Ben & Jerry’s Flavor of the Day Club. Eat frozen pizzas until you have to be carried to the dentist on a fork lift. Place a personal ad in BeyondRotund.com that proudly proclaims, “I haven’t seen my penis since 1993.” Sooner or later that one special woman will see your profile and think, “There’s something sexy about a man who can’t turn over without the assistance of the rescue squad."
