Obama Yo Mama
Humor - Barack Obama has a problem: How does a candidate whose campaign is based on hope and inspiration respond to his opponent’s mudslinging? More hope and inspiration isn’t going to cut it, but hopeful and inspirational mudslinging may do the trick.
Barack Obama for President ad: “Hometown Philanderer” -- (Barack Obama voiceover, patriotic music over footage of John McCain):Abraham Lincoln talked about a time when our nation would “again” be “touched…by the better angels of our nature.” John McCain too longs for a time when he won’t feel the impulse to touch nubile females named Angel -- or Candi or Crystal.
America honors Senator John McCain, just as we honor any sex addict who chooses to serve his country as a last ditch attempt to redirect his depraved impulses.
The United States was built on hope, and although I never hope to see the day when my wife finds herself trapped alone in a room with John McCain, our nation can also hope that one day he will seek the help he so desperately needs.
I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message.
