Political Shorts – 56
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John McCain spent time on Saturday attending his U.S. Naval Academy 50th class reunion. He had such a great time he said he may not even later deny he had a great time.
Sarah Palin will be meeting with Afghan President Hamid Karzai next week in New York. It wasn’t in her original plans, but she couldn’t get tickets to “The Lion King.”
A federal judge ordered Dick Cheney to preserve many of his vice presidential records -- including the location of where he hid the Constitution.
According to a poll, people would rather watch a football game with Barack Obama than with John McCain. This is the first time more people wanted to do anything with a Democrat since they voted Bill Clinton their favorite wing man at a strip club.
President Bush is pushing for Congress to approve a free-trade deal with Colombia -- after which he will propose a federal bailout of the cocaine industry.
Small Street Journal
The Bush administration’s proposed bailout of U.S. financial institutions could cost up to $700 billion -- or in banking terms: 500 calendars for every man, woman, and child.
Media Bites
Sean Hannity’s doctor’s say the Fox News anchorman is expected to make a full recovery after spending over two hours attached to Sarah Palin’s ass.
Inside Scoop
John Kerry had no idea his political playbook was missing until he heard John McCain talking about the economy.
Weekly Prediction
Ralph Nader will officially become a non-factor in this year’s presidential election when a video of him giving a lecture at a clothing-optional alternative energy forum turns up on YouTube.
