Bay State Bombast 19
Politics / Humor - Budget cutbacks fall on RMV
Due to a $2 million budget reduction, the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles will cut branch hours. But shorter hours won’t be the only noticeable changes in customer service.
- The eye test will now consist of answering the following question: How many middle fingers am I holding up?
- Road tests will now include driving RMV employees to Dunkin Donuts.
- Customer lines will be automatically closed when they reach the New Hampshire border.
- Bring your own license photo. However, naked pictures will not be allowed for people more than 25 pounds overweight.
- Registrar Rachel Kaprielian will listen to all complaints -- but only from an underground bunker in an undisclosed location.
