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Bay State Bombast - 22

Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor- It's not over until the stuffed lady is elected president of her cell block
Dianne Wilkerson may have been busted, but she's also a bust size away from being re-elected. With her base energized to vote for Barack Obama, all she needs is a catchy phrase or two to whip up her troops. Consider the following:

  • Let her who is without sin stuff the first bra.

  • Today is the first day of the arrest of your life.

  • Woman does not live by silicone implants alone.

  • We have nothing to fear but fear, and a man with a camera and microphone posing as a developer.

  • No one asks how many years Dolly Parton has been taking payoffs.

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