Political Shorts - 59
Politics / Humor - The pros and antis of being an America
According to Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann (see video below), the media should investigate liberal members of Congress to “find out if they are pro-America or anti-America.”
This raises an important question: If you are liberal, how do you know if you are pro-America or anti-America. Answering the following questions may help you find an answer.
- Does your food co-op stock organic explosives?
- Have you ever asked a candidate running for office if he or she is an Arab?
- Was Louis Farrakhan the best man at your wedding?
- Do you wear your American flag pin in the shower?
- Did you hold your first Tupperware party at William Ayers’ house?
- Do you think the most important qualification for being vice president is knowing how to skin a moose?
- Have you never forgiven Emma Goldman for not recycling?
- Do you fear Mr. Peanut’s vote will be stolen by Mr. Acorn?
- Do you detest Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher because he’s a stupid lug who isn’t even licensed to snake a toilet?
- Do you love Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher because he’s a stupid lug who isn’t even licensed to snake a toilet?
