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Political Shorts - 60

Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor - If you have to ask “how much,” you can’t afford to get elected
Barack Obama raised $150 million in September. How will he spend it? Here are a few suggestions.

  • The 2009 Lexus “Change We Can believe In” limited edition
  • A solid gold, diamond-encrusted thank you note for Colin Powel
  • Free HBO for every voter
  • One hundred million “God Damn, America’s a Great Place!” bumper stickers
  • New hair plugs for Joe Biden

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