Political Shorts - 60
Politics / Humor - If you have to ask “how much,” you can’t afford to get elected
Barack Obama raised $150 million in September. How will he spend it? Here are a few suggestions.
- The 2009 Lexus “Change We Can believe In” limited edition
- A solid gold, diamond-encrusted thank you note for Colin Powel
- Free HBO for every voter
- One hundred million “God Damn, America’s a Great Place!” bumper stickers
- New hair plugs for Joe Biden


