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Political Shorts - 64

Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor - It ain’t over till the bloggers get carpal tunnel syndrome
If you think Barack Obama has this election wrapped up, think again. There are countless ways he could lose. Here are just a few.

  • Joe Biden accepts a free sports coat from the Men’s Warehouse.

  • John McCain retains the same economic position for more than 18 hours.

  • Todd Palin accidentally runs over Osama bin Laden with his snow machine.

  • During Obama’s 30-minute campaign television special, Bea Arthur reminisces about the night she and Bill Ayers shared a sleeping bag at Woodstock.

  • Michelle Obama announces that if her husband wins the election Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will no longer be one of her Facebook friends.

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com