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Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor - John McCain, I don't need no stinkin' McCain!
John McCain's presidential hopes may be sinking into the sunset. Perhaps it's time to contemplate a Sarah Palin presidential campaign in 2012. Here's just a little of what we can expect.

  • I'm pleased to introduce my running mate, Joe the Plumber.

  • Even people who believe global warming exists have to admit Alaska grows a great pineapple.

  • Our daughter Bristol has chosen to keep her seventh child and will marry the Anchorage branch of Hell's Angels.

  • I will not have unconditional talks with the governor of any Blue State.

  • What do we really know about President Obama?

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