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Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor - Boston City Hall is so ugly...
Boston City Hall was named by the Web site, VirtualTourist.com as the world’s ugliest building. But don’t despair. It doesn’t take much to turn an awful edifice into a sassy structure. For example:

  • Replace the roof with a wooden shingle comb-over.

  • Install curtains in the Memino Rumpus Room.

  • Audition for the reality show, “Trading Municipal Spaces.”

  • Hire a structural therapist to help BCH feel better about itself.

  • If all fails, get an estimate from the guy who works on Joan Rivers.

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com