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Bay State Bombast - 26

Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor- In her bra and under the table
The FBI is subpoenaing records from All Checks Cashed check-cashing stores in search of other places former State Senator Dianne Wilkerson may have hidden money. Here are a few other leads the agency is chasing down:

  • For three years, Wilkerson had a no-show job at the Little Bit of Ecuador Landscape Service.

  • During her first term in office, the former senator worked as a part-time exotic dancer until a constituent stuffed thousand-dollar bills into her G-string, causing her to tip over and break a hip.

  • Wilkerson has purchased Victoria Secret specialty bras in three sizes: fives, tens, and twenties.

  • To avoid taxes, Wilkerson may have stashed thousands of dollars in a Cayman Islands halter top.

  • A video has reportedly turned up on YouTube showing Wilkerson stuffing money into City Counselor Chuck Turner’s pants while asking, “Can you break a twenty?”

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com