Political Shorts - 66
Politics / Humor - Tips for undecided voters
Dear Undecided Voters,
I realize it’s nearly impossible to choose a president based on only watching candidates campaign for 20 months. So here is some advice that will help make your decision easier.
- Think of one candidate as boxers and the other briefs.
- Chances are you'll never have a beer with either candidate, anyway.
- Barack Obama is the black one. John McCain is the old one.
- Not having a full grasp of the facts never stopped Sarah Palin from being decisive.
- Pretend that guy who always stands behind you in fast food restaurants screaming, "Will you please make up your mind!" is standing behind you in the voting booth screaming, "Will you please make up your mind!"
