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Political Shorts - 68

Ben.GIF
Politics / Humor - What a difference a different administration makes
How will President Obama's White House be different from President Bush's? Here are just a few ways.

  • The president's personal security code will be changed from one to ten digits.

  • Daily security briefings will no longer be delivered by hand puppets.

  • Barbecued Fluffernutters will no longer be served at state dinners.

  • The president will no longer be asked to step out of the room every time the vice
    president has something important to say.

  • The ban on head-of-state visitors with hard-to-pronounce names will be lifted.

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