Bay State Bombast - 27
Politics / Humor- Get on board the Shove Train
You thought riding the T during rush hour couldn’t get more unpleasant? Think again, Claustrophobic Breath. The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority is introducing rush hour Red Line cattle trains with no seats. Ok, they’re leaving in a couple for handicapped riders, but even Mussolini’s trains had wheelchair ramps (so I’ve heard).
Why stop there? There are countless ways you can cram a subway car. Here are just a few.
- Piggyback Mondays
- Groping Tuesdays
- Spooning Wednesdays
- No Exhale Thursdays
- Casual Sex Fridays
