Joy to the World
Humor - Kudos to fictitious cyber sex therapist and columnist Joy Billington. Joy’s column appears in Online Offbeat’s sister Web site, Nothing Personal Ads & Advice. She was recently interviewed by a reporter from Men’s Health magazine. Things were going smoothly until MH’s crack journalist apparently figured out she was corresponding with a figment of someone’s imagination. The correspondent hasn’t been heard from since.
That doesn’t mean Joy’s wonderful and insightful advice must go to waste. The subject: What are the top mistakes men make while having cyber sex?
- Men are men. At the first sign of virtual cleavage, they rush to have virtual sex without proper virus protection.
- Men never consider that the lusty lass from Lancaster with whom they’ve been sharing online hot oil massages may actually be their bowling buddy from Beford.
- Men think they can double fake it, but women always know when guys are checking their e-mail during cyber cuddling.
- Men tend to rush things. Rule of thumb: never ask your partner’s imaginary twin sister to join the fun until the third date.
- Don’t confuse addiction with endurance. You may have a problem if you’ve typed “Who’s your daddy?” more than 1000 times in one cyber encounter.
