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Nice Work If You Can Keep It

Ben.GIF
Humor / Politics
5 questions to ask the next Obama cabinet nominee:


  • Where do you see yourself in two days?

  • Are those your tax returns in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

  • Have you ever been asked to leave a position? (Missionary does not count.)

  • Does it bother you that you’re our 20th choice for this job?

  • Does it bother you that you’re our our 20th choice for this job after Rod Blagojevich and Carrot Top?

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