AIGee, Ain't it Funny How Money Slips Away
Humor / Politics - Five ways to punish AIG for not giving up its executive bonuses:
- Future bailouts to be paid in government cheese
- Must attend a brief 18-hour lecture on ethics by VP Joe Biden
- Bonuses must be invested in AIG
- Must drive Ruth Madoff to prison on visiting days
- Levy a graduated chutzpah tax
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