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AIGee, Ain't it Funny How Money Slips Away

Ben.GIF
Humor / Politics - Five ways to punish AIG for not giving up its executive bonuses:


  • Future bailouts to be paid in government cheese

  • Must attend a brief 18-hour lecture on ethics by VP Joe Biden

  • Bonuses must be invested in AIG

  • Must drive Ruth Madoff to prison on visiting days

  • Levy a graduated chutzpah tax

ben.alper@onlineoffbeat.com

Posted by Ben Alper on March 18, 2009 08:06 PM

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