This Week in Tweets
Humor
- Mary-Kate Olsen says she’s excited to be a Tribeca Film Festival juror. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
- Worst doctor’s advice for treating swine flu: "Take 2 strips of bacon and call me in the morning."
- Unofficial Tweeter Rule # 58: Don’t assume the stranger you meet on Tweeter can carry on a conversation beyond 140 characters.
- The Democrats have given Arlen Specter a subcommittee chair. Craftmatic I assume.
- Report: 1/2 of U.S. roads are in bad condition. Another good reason to take the one less traveled.
