This Week in Tweets
Humor
- An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress with $1 million inside. Or as Jews call that: pulling a Madoff.
- Opponents of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are now referring to him by his full name, Mahmoud Kevin Ahmadinejad.
- Chastity Bono is undergoing a sex change -- or as Michael Jackson calls that: normal maintenance.
- Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei calls Ahmadinejad’s victory a “divine assessment.” The guy thinks he’s a U.S. Sup. Ct. Judge.
- Some Republicans are finally supporting health insurance mandates – just as long as it doesn’t lead to health insurance man-on-man dates.
