This Week in Tweets
Humor
- Sorry folks, gotta pay the bills: Drink Coke's new chopped liver-flavored cola! It's like Dr. Pepper, only less cute.
- I'll be opening for Kim Jong-il at next week's Oppress-apalooza. Plenty of tickets left.
- Feeling good about myself. Just offered the gov. to keep 2 Guantanamo prisoners in my basement. 3 if I can get the tool shed cleaned out.
- Get out and show your support for the people of Iran. Be there or beheaded.
- Brooksville, FL now requires its city employees wear underwear and use deodorant. Its new city motto: Did you wash behind your ears?
- Brooksville, FL requires its city employees wear underwear and use deodorant. Its new city motto: Don't be a perspiration stain on the city.
