This Week in Tweets
Humor
- Interior to halt uranium mining at Grand Canyon. Department also looking into shutting down any souvenir stands that sell fried dough.
- Amtrak bus fire on SoCal freeway ignites wildfire. Amtrak spokesman: "Once again, you're just looking at the negative side."
- Question of the week: Will Corey Feldman be attending Walter Cronkite’s funeral dressed as Walter?
- NASA: Jupiter apparently hit by object: When will they finally take Lindsay Lohan's driver's license away?
- World's largest telescope to be built in Hawaii. Neighboring islands will now have to keep their curtains closed.
- Measure to expand gun rights falls short in Senate. Not a great day for lonely drifters who never fit in.
- DEA seizes records of Michael Jackson’s doctor. Could Bubbles the Chimp’s dermatologist be next?
- Nonprofit Cancer Project files a lawsuit claiming hot dogs should carry a warning label. Here’s a suggestion: “It’s a hot dog."
- 5 rabbis arrested in NY and NJ. For their sake, they better have good Presbyterian lawyers.
- Man accused of buying and selling human kidneys. Bernie Madoff is starting to look not so bad.
