Bay State Bombast – Media Edition
Media / Humor - WBZ-TV and CBS’s over-the-top coverage of the new CBS Scene at Gillette Stadium has been enough to make Edward R. Morrow scream “Good night and get those mozzarella sticks out of my face.” However, as news and media continue to evolve at breakneck-speed, other media outlets should consider following suit. Here are some suggestions:
Booters - The Boston Herald and Hooters join forces to create the perfect atmosphere for discussing government hacks and UFOs, while being served by gun-toting Sarah Palin look-alike waitresses.
The Fox 25 Running-In Place - A friendly restaurant where news anchors can walk up and down studio stairs while talking about car wrecks.
WTKK Shopping Maul
Stores and restaurants include:
- Michael Graham-Auntie Anne's Pretzels' Twisted Logic kiosk
- Eagan and Braude’s Bed, Bath, and lots of other things they’ve endorsed
- Jay Severin’s Hetero Night at TGI Fridays
The Boston Globe Buyout Package Store - The Globe and Martignetti’s Liquor Company combine to send you off into the unemployed world, drunk with a warm and wonderful sense of false hope.
WHDH-TV’s Executive Caligula Camp and Bistro - Thursdays are “Do You Know Who I Am?” nights. Friday’s are “I’ll Have Your Badge.” nights. Mondays are “I apologize for my actions. I've been under a lot of pressure.” nights.
